I wasn’t even aware that Easter jokes existed until a few days ago, when I found a list of 101 of them. A few of my favorites are:
Q. What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with melted candy?
A. He probably had a bad hare day.
A good Easter.
Q: What do you get when you breed a bunny and a chicken?
A: A good Easter.
Q: What do you get when you breed a bunny and a boyscout?
A: A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggsercise.
Q: What’s the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Thanks to jazz lady from Southern Maryland Community Forums for providing the list of Easter Jokes.
Happy Easter!
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